Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2: A Social Responsibility

It all ended last night, July 14.

It felt like fulfilling one of those unwritten social responsibilities we have today—watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 that is. (It has a gravity equal to the informally imposed rule of having to have a Facebook account.)

Well, I (and a lot of avid moviegoers) have always been compelled to watch every Harry Potter installment just to keep up with the world. And you got that right, most of the time, I had a hard time figuring out what was happening but that's what kept me intrigued. I got hooked to it anyway so there's no reason to miss Deathly Hallows at all.

I am a fan of the franchise but not really to that extent of dressing up as wizards at every Harry Potter premiere, not even near that level of classifying myself as Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, not also the kind that would have this conversation at the cinema after the movie:

Girl 1 (on the phone): Mommy tapos na, tapos na talaga (sobbing).

Girl 2 to another friend: Hindi ko na napigilan na umiyak nung---blah---blah? Ikaw girl, sang part ka napaiyak?  (Ha? Did I miss anything? May nakakaiyak pala 'dun? At dapat talaga may iyakan pagkatapos??)

and for the record, not even to the basic degree of finishing any of the 7 books. (I can always decide to read the books anytime but I can't stand imagining Voldemort's face, so no thanks. He scares the hell out of me.)

Anyway, there's more to the movie than just the big wand fight between Harry and Voldemort. Here are the some things that can be grasped moments after or even during scenes of Hp7 (simply put, don't be seriously immersed in the sad aura of fanatics who think it's the end of the world because the series had to end). Notice that:


1. Goblins are probably fascinated by things bigger and heavier than they are. (Gold and swords for example.) And you can't trust one. Odd enough, they run Gringotts (the bank).

2. Wands are choosy.

3. Nagini would be a bad name for a baby but still better than naming a baby "Facebook".

4. Harry and Ron seriously need some tanning. No joke.

5. Voldemort still looks like a hideous fish even on 3d.

6. Hogwarts never runs out of secret passages and stairs. (Yeah ok, who knows, a Potter geek may be able to identify each.)

7. The word "hocrux" would probably trend in Twitter and would top Google's most searched word either today or over the weekend.

8. A scene was somehow inspired by Plants vs. Zombies. (Come on, that's too obvious.)

9. Professor Snape is actually human. He passed through childhood. (What a relief!)

10. Voldemort still looks like a hideous fish.

11. Draco Malfoy's mom (yes she has a name, Google it) might be related to Cruella de Vil.

12. The students of Hogwarts did nothing else but run or stand behind Harry.

13. Hermione finally, for a change, toned down on being smart.

14. You'll try to recall who really disarmed Albus Dumbledore and it will bug you, I mean it.

15. Voldemort looks like a hideous fish.

16.  By the time you'll see flashbacks of the young Harry, Hermione and Ron, you can't help but say (or think) "Oh, cute." (I bet.) 

17. You'll realize you've missed the Harry Potter tune (Hedwig's theme.I Googled that. Don't even for a second think that I really knew what that tune's name was). And you'll be humming on your way home.

18. For a second, you'll hate Albus Dumbledore.

19.  In scenes where Harry's mom appears, you'd try to check if he really has his mom's eyes. Good luck with that.

20. Voldemort looks like a fish.

21. You would wonder what "I open at the close" means, really. I'm referring to non-readers like myself (but you can figure that out immediately anyway).

22. One or two of those seated beside at the cinema would ask: "What spell was that? What spell did Voldemort use? That’s because they only heard "kedavra".

23. That bloodied guy's name (again) is Neville Longbottom.You didn't care until he said it out loud.

24. You wouldn't want to touch any of the "flakes" (or whatever, the skin coming off) coming from Voldemort's body because the brain is so smart that it thinks it'd surely smell icky. (on 3d)

25. Voldemort is a fish.

But seriously, Hp7 offered a whole lot more. The Elder wand for example and what happened to it, posts a heavy message to those who seek invincibility. There was also an "epic" story of love (for a non-reader, that's surprising). 


To sum it up, it was a settling finale—wands were pointed, spells were cast, secrets had to be revealed, stories had to be told, some had to die, some had to show up and 19 years after, things seemed pretty well. 


The Harry Potter series has enchanted the world with magic for a decade and it will last for quite some time. It will go down in history as the best story (and set of movies) that had something to do with wizardry. It will be a standard. But above all, it will be a the new fairy tale, the new bedtime story, and might be the new school play. It will be immortalized. Exaggerated much? Well, the stories of Snow White and Cinderella still live on today and the those girls didn't even have wands.  


(Please, don’t even tempt JK to write another Potter series. Let it have a gracious ending.) 

(Mellan Mandapat and Armen Jade Simon, sorry for bugging you with my questions during the movie. And Truce, thank you for being my bookworm.)

Dear Madam President; Sincerely, Most Rev. Juan De Dios Pueblos, D.D.

Dear everyone, what do you want for your birthday? 
This letter is quite a nervy letter, well coming from a bishop.


5 February 2009

HER EXCELLENCY GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO
President, Republic of the Philippines
Malacañang Palace
Manila

Dear Madam President,

I will be celebrating my 66th birthday on March 8, 2009. 
(and you should know that Madam President, tell your secretary to mark that date on your calendar.)


I know this will be a precious day and timely occasion to thank the Lord for giving me another year.
(precious day it is, for on that day I expect equally precious gifts)


After a prayerful discernment and due considerations to the existing crisis phenomenon today, I have decided not to hold a birthday party.
(great, kunwari he's being one with the country's economic situation, with austerity in his mind)


Instead, I prefer to make use of my birthday as a day with and for myself, and with God.
(and probably with the tons of gifts that I will receive)


Having been declared, awarded and honored from your good office as ‘Peace Champion of Caraga…’
(kelangan talaga i-remind para maalala ni GMA na nagbigay pala siya ng award na ganun)



I am grateful to God that He has made me an instrument of His peace, especially here in Mindanao.
(I am really God-sent, please see me as an asset for Mindanao. I have an indirect but very important role in your government.)


I know I can do more to promote and work for peace.
(father, are you applying for a cabinet position?)


It is in this view that I am asking a favor from your Excellency.
(ETO NA!!!!!! Are you ready??)


At present, I really need a brand-new car, possibly a 4 x 4, which I can use to reach the far-flung areas of Caraga.
(Take note! A brand new car! specifically a 4x4! Ayaw talaga ni father humingi ng regalo ha. Brand new Montero ok? I wont settle for less. Look at the brighter side, pasalamat ka nalang I didnt ask for a Ferrari)


I hope you will never fail to give a brand new car which would serve as your birthday gift to me.
(I know you will not fail to give me the car because you need all the support you can get from the church)


For your information, I have with me a 7-year-old car which is not anymore in good running condition.
(Therefore I need a brand new car!  Nakakahiya naman, bishop ako tapos luma na ang sasakyan no. I do not look respectable anymore)


Therefore, this needs to be replaced very soon.
(Demanding si father! The nerve!!!!!)


I am anticipating your favorable response on this regard.
(or else)


Thank you very much.
(Thank you na agad kahit wala pa 'yung regalo.)



Be assured of my constant support and sincerest prayers for your Excellency.
(and I will keep my mouth shut about all the inconsistencies I know about your government, and all the other forms of bribery that you offer to bishops and priests every now and then)

God bless you.
(God bless you, specially when everyone finds out about this and about all the corrupt practices during your term)



Sincerely,
(Huh! Sincerely ha. In other words, seryoso ako, I need that car)


Most Rev. Juan De Dios Pueblos, D.D.
Bishop of Butuan 
P.O. Box 54, 8600 Butuan City

Wow. The duct tape mom did not murder her daughter

You can kill your daughter, dump her in the woods, go partying, have tattoos, be proven indigent so you can have lawyers to defend you with taxpayers money, let the lawyers do their job, and you can get away with it!

Three years. Three years of doubtlessly convicting Casey Anthony in my head for murdering her 2-year old daughter Caylee Anthony and now came the verdict, that she is only guilty of providing false information to investigators. Wow. I immediately went speechless last night, completely speechless. (I know, I'm guilty of immediately condemning her)

Moving on, so it appears that Caylee accidentally drowned in their backyard pool and while Casey panicked, her father helped dispose of it—in the woods with freaking duct tape around her mouth to make it appear like a murder. (What?!? Why on earth didn't you just give her a funeral and tell everyone she drowned?! Period.) And the case ends there, Casey did not murder Caylee, nobody murdered poor Caylee. 

And to justify why Casey lied about the whereabouts of her daughter, why she went partying despite knowing that she was missing or was dead, why she had those tattoos, the defense simply claimed she was sexually abused by her father, hence, the inappropriate actions. 

More accurate and complete details are all over the web and TV. This blog is just to air my disbelief and that my disbelief wont change the verdict. 

You better do something good out of this Casey, you're life has been spared. You have just been given a chance to start anew. 

Transformers: Dark of the Moon didn't suck, okay? Rosie did.

If you think it did, then Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's presence must have annoyed you big time. Or if not, you must have pre-judged the movie before you even watched it based on what critics have said all over the web, the same critics who seldom praise anything at all.

Fine, let's get over with the whole Rosie buzz. See, Rosie (Carly), the Megan Fox replacement wasn't bred to act. She can strut alright but act, she can not. Its not as if Megan is the best actress in the world but come on, at least she knew how to run, run like to run for her life. For choosing Rosie, I think the audition checklist looked more or less like this:

• Can you pout?
• Can you undress and dress up in a scene for only 10 seconds?
• Can you pull off a white dress/or anything white in a near death situation?
• Will you have enough strength to rip off the foot of a Bunny stuffed-toy?
• Can you say "bitch"?
• Are you a supermodel?

Obviously Rosie answered yes to all of those. To sum it up, in the movie, she kept pouting (well even effortlessly), she said "Lurk guys" (Look guys but in her accent), she posed in front of an chaotic robot fight scene, she screamed "Sam!", and she had to deliver the most "unmoving", or shall I say most unprovocative speech in history to Megatron but then the script says Megatron had to react upset and rebellious anyway after what she said no matter how she said them. How could they have settled for her? Is there a scarcity of actresses today?  It made me wonder about Spielberg's idea of an actress.

That's about it. What else is there to hate in the movie? That they used real 1969 coverage clips? (That wasn't  bad at all.) That it seemed like it was a US war against the Decepticons? (Hasn't it always been that way?) That Patrick Dempsey was there? (He is hot and he can definitely act, what's wrong with him being there?) That Sam had to act madly in love with Carly? (LOL. Yes, that didn't work out quite well but anyway, that's forgivable because Megan is the only one who can live up to the role of Sam's girlfriend.)

You'll love the movie. Optimus is still the great Optimus. Bumblebee is still Bee. Ironhide is, well Ironehide before Sentinel got uncontrollable. Josh is still the gorgeous Josh. Tyrese is still Tyrese. It is still action-packed as before. Watch in 3D if you want to be blown away by the effects. 

Don't let negative reviews hold you back from lauding or actually enjoying a movie. Besides a good movie for a critic is one that nobody else can understand and appreciate, so that we can all say that he/she has impeccable standards. Forget about Rosie because she is basically an accessory. Period.